意大利式战争

“二战”时期(🔨)，盟军要(🐽)实施安奇奥登陆计划，迫于对(🕸)一(yī )门叫安奇奥大(dà )炮的(de )超级武器的忌惮，要(🏴)派(pài )两个精锐特(tè )工(📿)去摧毁这(🎲)门大(❣)炮，结(♑)果(📼)两个傻逼被派了去(qù )，最后(hòu )经过(guò )一连串(chuàn )搞笑事件，阴(yīn )差阳(yáng )错的最后(hòu )完(wán )成了任(rèn )务。　　片(🙁)段一：德国(🐶)人在北非布置了一(yī )(💞)个陷阱，准(zhǔn )备了一幅假(📯)的(de )防御工(😞)事地(🔢)图(❔)让这(zhè )二个(🎛)士兵带(🥎)回去。他们却阴(yīn )(✋)差阳错(cuò )的拿(ná )走了真的地图，最终赢得了战(zhàn )(⛏)役。　　片段(duàn )(🚻)二(èr )：他们(😍)化装成(⛳)管道工潜(qián )(🥕)入德(🐀)军在意大利的司令部，给他们卫生间(🏉)的管道修得乱七八(bā )糟，把将(🏻)军淋(lín )了个落汤鸡。将军(💅)去换(🚶)衣服，拉(💯)开抽屉发现一套新的军服，于是(shì )洗(📛)头洗(👌)脸(💏)准(zhǔn )备换(huàn )(🔷)上(shàng )新军服的时候闭着(🏴)眼把脸盆里(lǐ )的(🌱)脏水倒(dǎo )(🆙)进抽屉里了（柜子旁边有一个(🔲)废水桶）(👗)。那(📤)个将(jiāng )军是最主要的一(🧘)个配角，很有意思。到影片结束前1分钟，都没有一句(jù )(🔬)台词(🔍)。最后说(shuō )了一句“谢谢”。　　片(piàn )段(duàn )三：德军有一门超(chāo )级(jí )(🐇)大(♊)炮(pào )俯视着联军将要(yào )登(dēng )陆的(⛎)海滩。这(🍈)二(🕌)个(gè )(🏗)士兵(😼)居(🔮)然化装成希(xī )(🏁)特勒(lè )和(hé )随(suí )从，去(🤠)视(shì )察大炮，把大炮炸(zhà )掉了(le )。　(🌲)　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time……